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Raja · Joined: 16 Aug 2007 Posts: 2

Oh lord it's hard to be Orrie,
how does he do things so fast,
at hundreds of tellmes an hour,
where does he find time for life:?

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22 October Puns Kiddy: Young demon. Middie: Demons in the Navy. Quaddie: 1/4th of a demon. Skiddie: A sliding demon.

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