the human pet

Dirk Grob · Joined: 24 Dec 2007 Posts: 2

if this tasha were a stray pet
the crotch of my pants would get wet
and came she my way
i'd keep her and stay
for ever being tied to my bed

found her at the Daily Mail, UK. See for yourself..., copy and paste in your
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=509713&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770&expand=true#StartComments

Dirruk

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John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

Dirk Grob wrote:
> if this tasha were a stray pet
> the crotch of my pants would get wet
> and came she my way
> i'd keep her and stay
> for ever being tied to my bed
>
> found her at the Daily Mail, UK. See for yourself..., copy and paste in
> your browser
>
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=509713&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770&expand=true#StartComments
>
>
> Dirruk

I tried posting a comment but couldn't get through the security,
so here it is instead:

Let Tash do whatever she please;
The driver must put up with sleaze
And let the guy ride
With his soon-to-be bride
As long as she's not shedding fleas.

Or,

Dogs are much better than guppies
And Goths I will take over yuppies
That driver's a sap!
She can sit on my lap
And I'll happily play with her puppies.

As in, "Look at the puppies on that chick!"

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