valentine special

Dirruk · Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 2

no s.m.-lover left behind...

today you'll feel the cat-o-nine
and your butt gets a nice reddish shine
you're my bitch for all year
be assured now my dear
that's what you get for valentine

Dirruk

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Valentine I'll ply you with flowers and sweets Sweet nothings and diamonds and treats Sweetmeats and cakes ... Whatever it takes To get you there under the sheets -- HARDSOFT (John Miller)

Valentine Verse #4 My sweetest delectable Julie, I love you etc. most truly; I hope you don't mind That your lovely behind Is the cause of my member unruly. --- Peter

Valentine Verse #2 I know that you're anyone's Sandy When offered a lemonade shandy, So Valentine's Day Will you come out to play If I promise to ply you with brandy? --- Peter

Valentine Verse #1 OK, then, I'll lower the tone For truly I ache for you Joan. So what if you're wedded? I need to be bedded And cured of this permanent bone. --- Peter

Valentine Cards #2 At Valentine greetings I curse; I cannot imagine much worse Than roses and hearts And a cupid with darts Or that vacuous saccharine verse. So sod it, I'm writing my own To Lucy, Amanda and Joan (And maybe some nurses) With *far* better verses That surely