[DEC Joke List]

A wealthy young man's parents told him he must be married by his
25th birthday, in order to fulfill the terms of their joint will
and get the money. This was a bit of a dilemma to him because he was
dating three lovely young ladies and couldn't decide.

As he had only one month, he came up with a plan. He
gave each woman $5,000 and told her she had a month to spend it.
And, she could spend it any way she wanted.

After the month he met with each.

The first one said "Well you know I love to shop, so I spent all
of it on clothes!" "Fair enough," he replied, and took note of her
decision.

The second young woman said, "I think it's better to give than receive,
so I gave all of my money to the United Way!" "Okay," said the young
squire (noting to himself that she must work for Digital).

Number three said "You know I have a mind for saving, so I invested
it in 9 3/4% zero coupon treasury bonds!" "Interesting," replied
the gentleman, taking note of her keen financial acumen.

So, which one did he choose?

The one with big tits, of course!

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