Dead John Belushi

Paul J. Orlandi · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

As heard on "The Lobster Breakfast" a drive-time radio show on
KRQR 97.3 FM San Francisco, Ca.:

"What three words could have saved John Belushi's life?"

"No Coke, Pepsi!"

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