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Gorbachev Joke

 
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:20 am    Post subject: Gorbachev Joke Reply with quote
Time reporter: Mr. President, what do you feel would have been the difference
in the world scenario if instead of Kennedy, Kruschev had been
assassinated?

(Gorbachev thinks for a while, then replies pensively)

Gorbachev : I doubt if Onassis would have married Mrs. Kruschev!


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