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The Rake

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The
man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife,
"Where is the rake?"
She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"
The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally
makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and says, "What?"
The man repeats his gestures. "EYE KNEE THE RAKE"
The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first
points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points
to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way the man can even come close on that one.
Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What in the friggin' hell
was that?"
She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH."

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