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Greg Evans



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:00 am    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

MosNot wrote:

>>>> You can have all the American Cheese you can eat.
>>> I wonder how much that would be?
>> Probably something less than 72, at a guess.
>
> Don't be wishing that on her.

What, that she *won't* like "cheese food product"? What is wrong with you??

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Elisabeth Mueller



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:34 am    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

Larry Krzewinski schrieb:

>On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:39:43 +0100, Elisabeth Mueller
> wrote:
>

>>>Poor baby! Here - have some cheese.
>>
>>Ah, so I get it finally.
>
>You can have all the American Cheese you can eat.

I wonder how much that would be?
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Elisabeth Mueller



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:35 am    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

ynotssor schrieb:

>In @4ax.com,
>Larry Krzewinski typed:
>
>>>> I am smart enough to know to never be mean to Elisabeth. I'm not
>>>> talking about the Kraft Individually Wrapped slices of American
>>>> cheese. I'm talking about the good stuff.
>>>
>>> The 2 lb. box?
>>
>> Oh yeah!!!
>
>A pink bow and you're good to gow ... Happy Lincoln's Birthday to Elizabeth!

Strange celebration days you have.
Do you have festivities on all president's birthdays? In a few
centuries, you will have no other days left.
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Larry Krzewinski



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

On Wed, 6 Feb 2008 18:57:12 -0700, "MosNot"
wrote:

>> Strange celebration days you have.
>> Do you have festivities on all president's birthdays? In a few
>> centuries, you will have no other days left.
>
>In a few centuries, it's doubtful Greg
>will be celebrating too many of them.

I happen to know that Greg is very well preserved, kid. Come to think
of it, so is Keith.
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Larry Krzewinski



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

On Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:34:15 +0100, Elisabeth Mueller
wrote:

>>>>Poor baby! Here - have some cheese.
>>>
>>>Ah, so I get it finally.
>>
>>You can have all the American Cheese you can eat.
>
>I wonder how much that would be?

Maybe a slice or two. I do have some left over Gruyere if you want
it.
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Larry Krzewinski



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:31 am    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

On Thu, 7 Feb 2008 19:48:41 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
wrote:

>>>In a few centuries, it's doubtful Greg
>>>will be celebrating too many of them.
>>
>> I happen to know that Greg is very well preserved, kid. Come to think
>> of it, so is Keith.
>
> You keep calling MosNot "kid"

Yes, because he's a youngling.

> if you really believe that -
>his boyish charms aside - I think that qualifies the man as the better
>preserved of all of ya

Man? Well, that certainly leaves the kid out. Are you referring to
Greg, Keith, Bill or me?
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SummersFrenzy



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:48 am    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> MosNot wrote:
>
>
>>In a few centuries, it's doubtful Greg
>>will be celebrating too many of them.
>
> I happen to know that Greg is very well preserved, kid. Come to think
> of it, so is Keith.

You keep calling MosNot "kid" . . . if you really believe that -
his boyish charms aside - I think that qualifies the man as the better
preserved of all of ya
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MosNot



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:16 am    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

"Larry Krzewinski" wrote in message @4ax.com...
> On Thu, 7 Feb 2008 19:48:41 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
> wrote:
>>>>In a few centuries, it's doubtful Greg
>>>>will be celebrating too many of them.
>>> I happen to know that Greg is very well preserved, kid. Come to think
>>> of it, so is Keith.
>> You keep calling MosNot "kid"
>
> Yes, because he's a youngling.

Only because you're an old fart.

>> if you really believe that -
>>his boyish charms aside - I think that qualifies the man as the better
>>preserved of all of ya
>
> Man? Well, that certainly leaves the kid out. Are you referring to
> Greg, Keith, Bill or me?

None of the above.
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Larry Krzewinski



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:22 am    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

On Thu, 7 Feb 2008 21:16:32 -0700, "MosNot"
wrote:

>>> You keep calling MosNot "kid"
>>
>> Yes, because he's a youngling.
>
>Only because you're an old fart.

I only admit to being older than you. Now respect your elders!
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MosNot



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

"Larry Krzewinski" wrote in message @4ax.com...
> On Thu, 7 Feb 2008 21:16:32 -0700, "MosNot"
> wrote:
>
>>>> You keep calling MosNot "kid"
>>>
>>> Yes, because he's a youngling.
>>
>>Only because you're an old fart.
>
> I only admit to being older than you. Now respect your elders!


To get respect, you have to earn it.

Much akin to having a good credit rating.
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MosNot



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

"SummersFrenzy" wrote in message $0I1.10691@en-nntp-04.dc1.easynews.com...
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>> MosNot wrote:
>>
>>
>>>In a few centuries, it's doubtful Greg
>>>will be celebrating too many of them.
>>
>> I happen to know that Greg is very well preserved, kid. Come to think
>> of it, so is Keith.
>
> You keep calling MosNot "kid" . . . if you really believe
> that - his boyish charms aside - I think that qualifies the man as the
> better preserved of all of ya

Life's just too damned funny and short
to be taken seriously for a long time.
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Larry Krzewinski



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

On Fri, 8 Feb 2008 08:12:52 -0700, "MosNot"
wrote:

>>>>> You keep calling MosNot "kid"
>>>>
>>>> Yes, because he's a youngling.
>>>
>>>Only because you're an old fart.
>>
>> I only admit to being older than you. Now respect your elders!
>
>To get respect, you have to earn it.
>
>Much akin to having a good credit rating.

But a good credit rating takes years of solid on time payment history
and...

Forget about the respect, junior. I don't think you're worth the
effort.
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MosNot



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

"Larry Krzewinski" wrote in message @4ax.com...
> On Fri, 8 Feb 2008 08:12:52 -0700, "MosNot"
> wrote:
>
>>>>>> You keep calling MosNot "kid"
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, because he's a youngling.
>>>>
>>>>Only because you're an old fart.
>>>
>>> I only admit to being older than you. Now respect your elders!
>>
>>To get respect, you have to earn it.
>>
>>Much akin to having a good credit rating.
>
> But a good credit rating takes years of solid on time payment history
> and...

.....my Jeep is paid off until June. On time is for slackers.


> Forget about the respect, junior. I don't think you're worth the
> effort.

Thanks. It would take me a shitload of effort
to respect you. ....and that's with a capital s.
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Larry Krzewinski



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

On Fri, 8 Feb 2008 14:21:05 -0700, "MosNot"
wrote:

>> Forget about the respect, junior. I don't think you're worth the
>> effort.
>
>Thanks. It would take me a shitload of effort
>to respect you. ....and that's with a capital s.

At the rate you're dishing it out, you should come with a full load
any minute now.
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Larry Krzewinski



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days) Reply with quote

On Fri, 8 Feb 2008 18:43:51 -0500, "Greg Evans"
wrote:

>> To get respect, you have to earn it.
>> Much akin to having a good credit rating.
>
>...if what you've read is true.

I happen to have a great credit rating! How much higher can one get
than a FICO score of 350?

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