[Bill Colmers]

"Greg Evans"

> The *Aristocrats!*

Heh! Great film!

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[Larry Krzewinski]

On Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:22:22 +0100, Elisabeth Mueller
wrote:

>>>>>>Poor baby! Here - have some cheese.
>>>>>
>>>>>Ah, so I get it finally.
>>>>
>>>>You can have all the American Cheese you can eat.
>>>
>>>I wonder how much that would be?
>>
>>Maybe a slice or two. I do have some left over Gruyere if you want
>>it.
>
>I will try everything.

Where have you been, young lady? I ate the rest of that gruyere over
a week ago. Now all we have left is some pepper jack.

[ynotssor]

In @4ax.com,
Elisabeth Mueller typed:

>>> Do you have festivities on all president's birthdays? In a few
>>> centuries, you will have no other days left.
>>
>> The days are already running short; instead of Lincoln's on 12 Feb
>> and Washington's on the 22nd as they used to be with corresponding
>> paid holidays, they've been consolidated into a single President's
>> Day on the 3rd Monday, in order to save costs and productivity. Get
>> back to work!
>
> At least you always have them on Monday.

The vast majority of American workers don't do any useful work on Mondays
and Fridays anyway, so it's no real loss of production or services except
for the fast-food employees, of course, who probably don't get the
Presidents' Day as a paid holiday anyway..

[ynotssor]

In @4ax.com,
Larry Krzewinski typed:

>>>>> You can have all the American Cheese you can eat.
>>>> I wonder how much that would be?
>>> Maybe a slice or two. I do have some left over Gruyere if you want
>>> it.
>>
>> I will try everything.
>
> Where have you been, young lady? I ate the rest of that gruyere over
> a week ago. Now all we have left is some pepper jack.

Your bowels move in mysterious ways, their wonders to perform.

[Elisabeth Mueller]

ynotssor schrieb:

>In @4ax.com,
>Elisabeth Mueller typed:
>
>>> A pink bow and you're good to gow ... Happy Lincoln's Birthday to
>>> Elizabeth!
>>
>> Strange celebration days you have.
>> Do you have festivities on all president's birthdays? In a few
>> centuries, you will have no other days left.
>
>The days are already running short; instead of Lincoln's on 12 Feb and
>Washington's on the 22nd as they used to be with corresponding paid
>holidays, they've been consolidated into a single President's Day on the 3rd
>Monday, in order to save costs and productivity. Get back to work!

At least you always have them on Monday.
They could have decided to put them on Sunday.

[Elisabeth Mueller]

Larry Krzewinski schrieb:

>On Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:34:15 +0100, Elisabeth Mueller
> wrote:
>
>>>>>Poor baby! Here - have some cheese.
>>>>
>>>>Ah, so I get it finally.
>>>
>>>You can have all the American Cheese you can eat.
>>
>>I wonder how much that would be?
>
>Maybe a slice or two. I do have some left over Gruyere if you want
>it.

I will try everything.

[Elisabeth Mueller]

MosNot schrieb:

>
>"Elisabeth Mueller" wrote in message
>@4ax.com...
>> ynotssor schrieb:

>>>A pink bow and you're good to gow ... Happy Lincoln's Birthday to
>>>Elizabeth!
>>
>> Strange celebration days you have.
>> Do you have festivities on all president's birthdays? In a few
>> centuries, you will have no other days left.
>
>In a few centuries, it's doubtful Greg
>will be celebrating too many of them.

Doubtfull, but not impossible.