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vjezbe1 · Joined: 09 Jan 2008 Posts: 4

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at The Trailer Estates
Medical Clinic to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris
walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really
doing great, aren't you?"
"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.", Morris
replied.
To which doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a
heart murmur. Be careful!!

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edgar · Joined: 30 Oct 2007 Posts: 2

"vjezbe1" a écrit dans le message de news:
fm2ll1$5qm$1@news2.carnet.hr...
> Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at The Trailer Estates
> Medical Clinic to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris
> walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
> A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really
> doing great, aren't you?"
> "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.", Morris
> replied.
> To which doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a
> heart murmur. Be careful!!
>
>

3 times in 3 minuts
is it Parkinson or Alzheimer?

Ray · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 62

edgar,

Though I thought the third rendition was by far the best, didn't you?

regards

Ray

edgar wrote:
> "vjezbe1" a écrit dans le message de news:
> fm2ll1$5qm$1@news2.carnet.hr...
>> Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at The Trailer Estates
>> Medical Clinic to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris
>> walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
>> A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really
>> doing great, aren't you?"
>> "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.", Morris
>> replied.
>> To which doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a
>> heart murmur. Be careful!!
>>
>>
>
> 3 times in 3 minuts
> is it Parkinson or Alzheimer?
>
>

John Phillips · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 24

On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:55:52 +1000 Ray wrote:

> Though I thought the third rendition was by far the best, didn't you?
Ray, I'm waiting for the fourth before I start laughing.

What is it with "miles" in your joke Brisbane to Rockhampton?
(RockVegas).

Try to educate the septics; use metric!

Charlie Bress · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 7

"John Phillips" wrote in message @linux-k6os.site...
> On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:55:52 +1000 Ray wrote:
>
>> Though I thought the third rendition was by far the best, didn't you?
> Ray, I'm waiting for the fourth before I start laughing.
>
> What is it with "miles" in your joke Brisbane to Rockhampton?
> (RockVegas).
>
> Try to educate the septics; use metric!

Here's a question for you. In your metric world do eggs come in a package of
10 or 12?

Charlie

Dori A Schmetterling · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 138

In mine (GB), both.

On the Continent, not sure. Probably in 10s.

Milk is sold in pint (and multiples thereof) cartons and in litre (and
fractions/multiples thereof) containers.

DAS
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"Charlie Bress" wrote in message @comcast.com...
>
> "John Phillips" wrote in message
> @linux-k6os.site...
>> On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:55:52 +1000 Ray wrote:
>>
>>> Though I thought the third rendition was by far the best, didn't you?
>> Ray, I'm waiting for the fourth before I start laughing.
>>
>> What is it with "miles" in your joke Brisbane to Rockhampton?
>> (RockVegas).
>>
>> Try to educate the septics; use metric!
>
> Here's a question for you. In your metric world do eggs come in a package
> of 10 or 12?
>
> Charlie
>

Ray · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 62

Not sure Charlie, I'm AC/DC . Think in terms of dollars and kilos but
also in inches and feet for length. Incidentally, you reminded me of ......

"And what will you have?" the waiter asked,
Thoughtfully picking his nose.
"I'll have two hard boiled eggs you b***ard,
You can't get your fingers in those"

regards

Ray

Charlie Bress wrote:
> "John Phillips" wrote in message
> @linux-k6os.site...
>> On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:55:52 +1000 Ray wrote:
>>
>>> Though I thought the third rendition was by far the best, didn't you?
>> Ray, I'm waiting for the fourth before I start laughing.
>>
>> What is it with "miles" in your joke Brisbane to Rockhampton?
>> (RockVegas).
>>
>> Try to educate the septics; use metric!
>
> Here's a question for you. In your metric world do eggs come in a package of
> 10 or 12?
>
> Charlie
>
>

Leon · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 309

The waiter was the same one who told me the "blue plate special" allowed no
substitutions. While I was deciding, he was acting strangely, tugging the
seat of his pants away from his buttocks. I asked him, "Do you have
hemorrhoids?" and he said, "I told you -- no substitutions."

Leon

"Ray" wrote in message @corp.supernews.com...
>
> Not sure Charlie, I'm AC/DC . Think in terms of dollars and kilos but also
> in inches and feet for length. Incidentally, you reminded me of ......
>
> "And what will you have?" the waiter asked,
> Thoughtfully picking his nose.
> "I'll have two hard boiled eggs you b***ard,
> You can't get your fingers in those"
>
> regards
>
> Ray
>
> Charlie Bress wrote:
>> "John Phillips" wrote in message
>> @linux-k6os.site...
>>> On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:55:52 +1000 Ray wrote:
>>>
>>>> Though I thought the third rendition was by far the best, didn't you?
>>> Ray, I'm waiting for the fourth before I start laughing.
>>>
>>> What is it with "miles" in your joke Brisbane to Rockhampton?
>>> (RockVegas).
>>>
>>> Try to educate the septics; use metric!
>>
>> Here's a question for you. In your metric world do eggs come in a package
>> of 10 or 12?
>>
>> Charlie

Leo · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 2

"Ray" a écrit dans le message de news:
13oagn3thv0es4c@corp.supernews.com...
> edgar,
>
> Though I thought the third rendition was by far the best, didn't you?
>
> regards
>
> Ray
>

sorry, but in france, the primary vote for the second
we'll see in november
a git (or besser) youer for alle

Leo · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 2

"Charlie Bress" a écrit dans le message de news:
v4ydnV6fNJYAtxvanZ2dnUVZ_r-vnZ2d@comcast.com...
>
>
> Here's a question for you. In your metric world do eggs come in a package
of
> 10 or 12?
>
> Charlie
>
>

at the shop, packed of 6 or twelwe
but at the farm 13 for 12

Raoul Watson · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 2

"Ray" wrote in message @corp.supernews.com...
> John,
>
> Listen, mate. I still talk in real money!

Real money in US is metric as well...

Ray · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 62

Raoul,

No, I said REAL money

regards

Ray

Raoul Watson wrote:
> "Ray" wrote in message
> @corp.supernews.com...
>> John,
>>
>> Listen, mate. I still talk in real money!
>
> Real money in US is metric as well...
>
>

Minnie Scule · Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

schnipps

> A miss is as good as a kilometer.
> Pennywise and kilogram foolish
> the longest meter
> I need to purchase some fabric at the meterage store.
> Dont' forget the centimeterworm.
>
>

? Kilogram foolish?

This has to do with currency, sterling, pounds shillings and pence.
Outdated maybe, but nothing to do with weights.

Cal Airia
--
Nothing is ever so simple it can't go wr0ng

Leon · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 309

"Minnie Scule" wrote >
> This has to do with currency, sterling, pounds shillings and pence.
> Outdated maybe, but nothing to do with weights.

It has retained its currency and is a sterling example of some of the humor
that arose when almost every country except the US adopted metric
measurement. It may not be a shilling example, and I wouldn't weight for
more, but it is droll.

Leon

David Uri · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 27

On Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:46 GMT, "Minnie Scule"
wrote:

>? Kilogram foolish?
>
>This has to do with currency, sterling, pounds shillings and pence.
>Outdated maybe, but nothing to do with weights.

Euro foolish, n'est pas?

(Please note, this was an attempt at humour, not a political
statement.)

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